The Capt. Caf filler episode! (possibly one of many)

Or more popularly referred to as "Capt. Caf! Saves Christmas!"

By Mike

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the space base of the random and not so random superheroes not a creature was stirring, not even a 7 toed footless mouse, and those things usually never shut up, ever since they gained the ability to understand and speak languages (a side effect of living amongst superheroes, particularly the science type superheroes that use knowledge as power and perform weird experiments like making cybersuits and test out prototype aspects on the local wildlife) and heard the name they had been called all this time, and so they usually complained about the irony and complete anatomical incorrectness and such, but fortunately they take holidays too, having grasped an idea of what holidays are, or in other words, days where you get paid to do nothing. Meanwhile, One of Capt. Caf!'s greatest foes, Neapolitan Sweet'n'tart, plotted to ruin Christmas! To be honest, Neapolitan wasn't the quickest villain in the bunch, and he had in fact intended to ruin a different holiday, Easter, and he was quick to buy his Easter destruction kit, but it had taken him SO long to come up with a plan dastardly enough to require the forces of the worlds greatest superheroes, that by the time he had finished planning, Christmas was the next biggest thing to ruin. Since the equipment he ordered was Easter themed (as most corny villains like to do when they're ruining themed events) he felt a little out of place trying to ruin christmas with Easter type stuff, but he couldn't return it because the stuff was already personalized, and what kind of organization would take back personalized stuff, especially when the theme it fits is so far away and therefore they wouldn't have a market for it until such a date when someone might be crazy enough to repurchase used uniquely worthless goods... So in the end, he was left with easter colored egg bombs, miniature evil chocolate bunny robots, and a bunny suit equipped with hero radar in the ears, kevlar lining all throughout the suit, robotically enhanced legs for extra jump height, and a wrist egg bomb launcher. Anywayz, his target was the World Christmas Tree, and his plan was to sabotage it, in hopes of inciting a riot amongst all nations, causing them to forget the Christmas spirit and war and kill each other. Meanwhile, during all the carnage, he was to infiltrate the United Nations as an intern, then slowly work his way up to the seat of the leader of the U.N. by taking advantage of the chaos of war and performing secret elect assassinations that would bump his position up higher and higher, until finally he sat at the top, from which he could dictate and govern the other nations by gaining the loyalty of a people looking for a strong racous and all around mean guy to boss all the little peoples around, and since everyone should have been severely weakened by his planned war, it would be easy for his group of rowdy miscreants to gain complete control by sweeping up any potential rebels, leaving him in a position of complete control. Well, that was his plan at least, and he nearly did ruin Christmas, were it not for the actions of Capt. Caf! You see, Capt. Caf! was out fighting evil in the forms of hunger and boredom as usual that Christmas eve, when she happened to come upon Neapolitan Sweet'n'Tart activating all of his miniature evil chocolate bunny robots. He didn't sense her coming because he had forgotten to activate his hero radar inside the bunny suit because it was just so hard to find that switch that he decided to worry about it later and not waste time fumbling with the suit. He would have started his attack before Capt. Caf! arrived, but due to his lack of foresight, he forgot just how long it took to activate thousands of mini evil chocolate robots, and he didn't want to activate them before going to the tree, because their battery probably would have died, then he would be left with a bunch of useless miniature evil chocolate bunny robots until he replaced the batteries, and that takes even longer than turning them on. He would have sprung for a lot less of the larger evil chocolate bunny robots, but Neapolitan has been known to have a tight wallet, and the minis were on sale and discounted if bought in bulk, so he couldn't refuse saving some money. Well, Neapolitan didn't have all of them activated, but he knew if he didn't stop Capt. Caf! that he would never make it to ruler of the world, so he commanded the ones he had already activated to attack Capt. Caf! Fortunately, Capt. Caf! had worked up quite an appetite already helping those less fortunate, and so she had plenty of room to eat up all the little robots that attacked her. (Yes, the robots were made entirely of chocolate, thanks to the invention of electricity conducting chocolate, it was possible to fabricate all sorts of electronics, and the electric conducting chocolate changed to a caramel type flavor when electricity was applied to it) Frustrated that his first attack failed, Neapolitan resorted to firing off his sticky egg bombs from his wrist launcher. As always, Capt. Caf! carried around her teflon coated frying pan, which worked exactly like a lacrosse stick in this situation, letting her catch the eggs with the pan and then sling them right back at Neapolitan, but unfortunately for him, they stuck to anything he tried to use to deflect them, so shortly thereafter, they exploded and incapacitated him with their horrible stench. After taking the now stinky Neapolitan Sweet'n'Tart to the authorities, Capt. Caf! took the remaining miniature evil chocolate bunnies and donated them to some oprhanages, batteries not included of course :P And thus, Capt. Caf! saved Christmas, and as usual, the world as well.